I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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