The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so let's talk penis.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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