haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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