my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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