me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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