If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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