pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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