I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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