yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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