if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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