guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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