i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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