Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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