Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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