A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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