Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I will be naked everywhere
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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