I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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