his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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