Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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