You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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