Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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