i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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