Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
my being single is dangerous.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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