S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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