so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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