but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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