Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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