This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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