Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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