He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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