I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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