I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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