Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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