You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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