if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Where are you guys?
Drunk
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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