the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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