He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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