...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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