I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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