he wants to bone in the snuggie
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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