i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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