I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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