Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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