R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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