I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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