yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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