I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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