My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
