sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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