she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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