So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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