Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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