Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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