That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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