once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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